This zip-up hoodie carries a dry-wit attitude: a clean white background with bold, collegiate-style “SARCASM UNIVERSITY” embroidery across the chest. It feels lived-in from the first wear — sturdy, slightly structured, and quietly familiar. The roomy front pockets and adjustable hood make it easy to slip on between classes, coffee runs, or late-night study sessions when sarcasm is the only syllabus you follow. It layers easily over tees and hoodies, and the minimalist look keeps attention on the embroidered statement. Wear it when you want your humor to read loud and clear without trying too hard.
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Spacious front pockets plus adjustable hood with drawstring
- Durable metal zipper and sewn-in label; runs true to size
- DTF wrist prints with DTG chest print; embroidery available on left chest
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
